wow. Way to get every emo cliche down, from the stupid name, to whipping your guitars around in the slo-mo guitar breakdown part, to having screaming/barking during the outro chorus breakdown part, to obviously being from the suburbs.
But hey, I don't think I've seen one about girlfriend beating yet. Kudos for that. I bet these guys get beat up by their girlfriends all the time.
btw, we're going all friends-only from now on, so you're going to have to log in to read this train wreck. I'm sorry. It had to happen sooner or later. I regret it myself, because I wanted to be famous for this thing. Evidently, it doesn't seem to matter-I think my blog is pretty genius, yet the most banal of blogs by any of my friends is more well-read than mine. Rats.